HUMOR: The Answer to Why Some Gays Pay for Love

It has always been a question I’m trying to find the answer to. Ok, I just said that to make me look intelligent. Honestly, I just got an e-mail that I think I can edit a bit to show through basic mathematical equations why some gays pay for love.

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EQUATION 1

Gays need to eat, sleep, work, and enjoy.

GAY = EAT + SLEEP + WORK + ENJOY

DONKEY = EAT + SLEEP

Therefore,

GAY = DONKEY + WORK + ENJOY

Therefore,

GAY - ENJOY = DONKEY + WORK

In English, a gay man who doesn’t enjoy is a Donkey who works.

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EQUATION 2

Ta sustain himself, a gay man needs to earn money.

GAY = EAT + SLEEP + EARN MONEY

DONKEY = EAT + SLEEP

Therefore,

GAY = DONKEY + EARN MONEY

Therefore,

GAY - EARN MONEY = DONKEY

In English, a Gay man who doesn’t earn money is a Donkey.

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EQUATION 3

What does a callboy do?

CALLBOY = EAT + SLEEP + SPEND

DONKEY = EAT + SLEEP

Therefore,

CALLBOY = DONKEY + SPEND

Therefore,

CALLBOY - SPEND = DONKEY

In English, a Callboy who does not spend is a Donkey.

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TO CONCLUDE:

From Equations 2 & 3

GAY - EARN MONEY = CALLBOY - SPEND

In English, A gay man who doesn’t earn money is compatible to a callboy who doesn’t spend.

Ergo, A callboy spends so that a gay man doesn’t turn into a donkey (as per Equation 1).

So we have:

GAY + CALLBOY = DONKEY + EARN MONEY + DONKEY + SPEND

Therefore, with Postulates 1 & 2 we can conclude:

GAY + CALLBOY = 2 Donkeys who live happily together!!!

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